A Science Enthusiast

Note: I wrote the email on my own time outside of my work day, rather than on taxpayer time, to try to get management to do something about the quantity of unnecessary mass emails people were sending out, since all too often mass emails result in the most catastrophic of all Weapons of Mass Destruction: the dreaded “reply all” email. Not only did it work, but I think my email was both scientifically accurate and funny.